Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
ITS FUCKING TIP 394
I TOLD MY FRIEND THIS AND SHE ACTUALLY DID IT??????
June 2013
8 posts
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
reading books has been proven to raise your intelligence and drinking tea is believed by many researchers to help metabolism and brain functions, so acctually it does a tiny bit
=P
is there actually sims fanfiction
like
how do you dialogue?????
She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,
“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”
He will never look at her in the same way again.
“These are the features of the PS4
- fuck you microsoft
- fuck you microsoft
- fuck you microsoft”
always remember
if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me
you’re special
disclaimer: if i rip them out while staring at you, you should run.
May 2013
6 posts
April 2013
134 posts
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